Was the waiting area spacious?
Yes, extremely spacious
Does this provider leave you on hold for a long time when you call?
Yes, it never fails. I'm put on hold forever when I call
Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
No, they didn't wear any cologne
Does this provider offer any coupons, discounts or promotions?
Sometimes, but you have to really look
Did you notice a foul odor when you arrived at this provider's office?
No, I didn't notice an odor