Are you going to visit this provider again?
Not if my life depended on it
Is this provider's business conveniently located?
Not at all, its out in the boondocks
Were you able to relax during your massage?
Not at all. I couldn't wait for it to be over
Did you have to wait long after you arrived for your appointment?
I had to wait for a little while.
Was it easy to make an appointment with this provider?
Practically Impossible