Did this provider's staff seem to respect him/her?
Absolutely not. They were always complaining about him/her
Did this acupuncturist have bad breath?
Not at all!
Did this acupuncturist have an entertaining selection of waiting room magazines?
Yes.
Were the restrooms well-stocked at this provider's office?
Yes, they were well-stocked
Does this acupuncturist remember you by name?
Every single time, even if it's been months since my last appointment!