Did this provider leave you unattended for an extended period of time?
Not at all! They were always present and attentive
Did this provider use excessive foul language?
Definitely! I was shocked and horrified!
Does this provider give unbiased advice?
No. I didn't trust their motives.
Did you notice a foul odor when you arrived at this provider's office?
Definitely, it was nauseating
Did this provider promise services he/she couldn't provide?
A few, but not too many