Did you have to wait long after you arrived for your appointment?
Yes, I had to wait forever.
Did this provider have an entertaining selection of waiting room magazines?
Yes
Did you notice a foul odor when you arrived at this provider's office?
A little, it was faint but I noticed one
Did this provider leave you unattended for an extended period of time?
Yes, I was left alone too long
Are you going to visit this provider again?
Not if my life depended on it