Was this provider's office clean?
It could have used some cleaning
Did you feel safe in this provider's care?
Mostly, I was still a little nervous
Did this provider listen to your input and concerns?
Somewhat. But I mostly felt ignored.
Does this provider offer any coupons, discounts or promotions?
Sometimes, but you have to really look
Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
Definitely! I could hardly stand to be in the room